How To: Unemployment

Hello all. There are actually some tips and tricks for being successfully unemployed, and I've decided to share them with you.

1. Never Rise Too Early
You think your sleep schedule can just be rogue and willy nilly? Au contraire. You see, when you don't have an 8-5, your day lacks structure - completely.  You don't want to find yourself with tooooo much time on your hands, so sleep in until at least 9:30.

2. Be Wardrobe Conscious
Now this is tricky.  Here's where I'm at: you don't want to wear your cutest of the cutes when you're likely only to be seen by your ever-understanding husband, dog and maybe an unsuspecting neighbor. Should you venture to the outside world, look into some good legging action and an oversized shirt (it's ok if that "shirt" is your sleeping shirt and you accidentally wear it all day to Whole Foods, Hobby Lobby, Target....right?)

3. Know the TV schedule
OK, I'm gonna be straightforward about this: look, you're gonna be super bummed if you miss Ellen or Dr. Oz because you had a weak moment where you lost track of time and were doing something ridiculous like job searching...you don't wanna get caught with your pants down here.  It's easy, memorize the TV listings and you'll be golden.